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The Phone In Thread; Season 2017-18
Topic Started: 29 Jul 2015, 07:14 PM (2,221,531 Views)
justinjest
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just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
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justinjest
12 Jan 2018, 09:14 PM
just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
He started off by saying he was conscious there were only 15 minutes left and he would be quick...still took him 5 minutes to get to his point
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they either don`t have anybody else t take calls from...or the old urban myth rears its head again......Clyde actually call regulars when they are quiet and ask them to phone the programme...not sure which one i would go for although they could both be equally true
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padrepio
12 Jan 2018, 09:59 PM
they either don`t have anybody else t take calls from...or the old urban myth rears its head again......Clyde actually call regulars when they are quiet and ask them to phone the programme...not sure which one i would go for although they could both be equally true
My ex business partner claimed he was a regular "bright Hun" that they called.
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justinjest
12 Jan 2018, 09:14 PM
just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
There’s a pool of the pain in the arses.

There’s plenty of Huns who phone regularly whose voices I end up recognising.

We’ve got Laurie, Scott from Barmulloch and Alex from Parkhead who all get on weekly and talk utter shampooe. Wallopers, the lot of them.

I turned it on tonight and as soon as I realised it was Fraser Wishart and BFDJ, I turned it back off.


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Kingslim
12 Jan 2018, 11:40 PM
justinjest
12 Jan 2018, 09:14 PM
just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
There’s a pool of the pain in the arses.

There’s plenty of Huns who phone regularly whose voices I end up recognising.

We’ve got Laurie, Scott from Barmulloch and Alex from Parkhead who all get on weekly and talk utter shampooe. Wallopers, the lot of them.

I turned it on tonight and as soon as I realised it was Fraser Wishart and BFDJ, I turned it back off.


Perhaps like yourself after a few minutes of listening I decided a right good shampooe would make for a more interesting use of my time, Clyde FM is akin to Andrex. Arsewipe material :thumbsup:
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13 Jan 2018, 12:07 AM
Kingslim
12 Jan 2018, 11:40 PM
justinjest
12 Jan 2018, 09:14 PM
just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
There’s a pool of the pain in the arses.

There’s plenty of Huns who phone regularly whose voices I end up recognising.

We’ve got Laurie, Scott from Barmulloch and Alex from Parkhead who all get on weekly and talk utter shampooe. Wallopers, the lot of them.

I turned it on tonight and as soon as I realised it was Fraser Wishart and BFDJ, I turned it back off.


Perhaps like yourself after a few minutes of listening I decided a right good shampooe would make for a more interesting use of my time, Clyde FM is akin to Andrex. Arsewipe material :thumbsup:
I stick it on, when I’m making dinner.

I only usually last a few calls and then it gets binned, unless something major has happened and it’s worth listening to.

Mon is ok as you get the weekend fallout, Wed as you get Guidi blowing his top, even then I don’t usually make it till 7.
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Kingslim
13 Jan 2018, 12:25 AM
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13 Jan 2018, 12:07 AM
Kingslim
12 Jan 2018, 11:40 PM

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Perhaps like yourself after a few minutes of listening I decided a right good shampooe would make for a more interesting use of my time, Clyde FM is akin to Andrex. Arsewipe material :thumbsup:
I stick it on, when I’m making dinner.

I only usually last a few calls and then it gets binned, unless something major has happened and it’s worth listening to.

Mon is ok as you get the weekend fallout, Wed as you get Guidi blowing his top, even then I don’t usually make it till 7.
Guidi is the carrots carrot. Can’t stand him, and is the reason weds the only day I don’t listen!
Edited by Gunner, 13 Jan 2018, 02:00 AM.
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This week in particular, it has been the Sevco house fanzine, with most of the first hour every night dedicated to all things Ibrox. Don't even get me started on the failure to correct the knuckle-dragger on Thursday night talking about 'Rainjurs bein' rellygaitit tae the Thurd Division'. :brickwall:
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EddieMaguire
12 Jan 2018, 07:23 PM
Why would anyone, in their right mind, listen to a phone-in which has Derek Johnstone as a pundit?

To marvel at how his gross stupidity provides an endless stream of comedy gold ? :ponder:

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Kingslim
12 Jan 2018, 11:40 PM
justinjest
12 Jan 2018, 09:14 PM
just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
There’s a pool of the pain in the arses.

There’s plenty of Huns who phone regularly whose voices I end up recognising.

We’ve got Laurie, Scott from Barmulloch and Alex from Parkhead who all get on weekly and talk utter shampooe. Wallopers, the lot of them.

I turned it on tonight and as soon as I realised it was Fraser Wishart and BFDJ, I turned it back off.


scott is usually spot on whenever he phones in. the other two i agree are wallopers.
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Listened to Off The Ball tonight; it had a write-in competition posing the question, "If Hampden were a celebrity, who would it be, and why?"

The winning entry: Patsy Kensit, because a load of aging rockers have performed there as well. :lol:
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padrepio
12 Jan 2018, 09:59 PM
they either don`t have anybody else t take calls from...or the old urban myth rears its head again......Clyde actually call regulars when they are quiet and ask them to phone the programme...not sure which one i would go for although they could both be equally true
100% they call guys when they are quiet- this came from a former producer of the show.
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Fearghas
13 Jan 2018, 10:00 PM
Kingslim
12 Jan 2018, 11:40 PM
justinjest
12 Jan 2018, 09:14 PM
just went out to pick up my son from work - I turned on Clyde and got ........ Laurie - why? Even the host of the show sounded exasperated with the old windbag - how does he manage to get on so often and who told him he was interesting / had something interesting to say?
There’s a pool of the pain in the arses.

There’s plenty of Huns who phone regularly whose voices I end up recognising.

We’ve got Laurie, Scott from Barmulloch and Alex from Parkhead who all get on weekly and talk utter shampooe. Wallopers, the lot of them.

I turned it on tonight and as soon as I realised it was Fraser Wishart and BFDJ, I turned it back off.


scott is usually spot on whenever he phones in. the other two i agree are wallopers.
Hi scott :)
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Otis B Driftwood
13 Jan 2018, 11:58 PM
Listened to Off The Ball tonight; it had a write-in competition posing the question, "If Hampden were a celebrity, who would it be, and why?"

The winning entry: Patsy Kensit, because a load of aging rockers have performed there as well. :lol:
Aren't you in your 60's?
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Otis B Driftwood
13 Jan 2018, 11:58 PM
Listened to Off The Ball tonight; it had a write-in competition posing the question, "If Hampden were a celebrity, who would it be, and why?"

The winning entry: Patsy Kensit, because a load of aging rockers have performed there as well. :lol:
They totally lost it at that joke. Their reaction was funnier than the joke itself.
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Otis B Driftwood
13 Jan 2018, 11:58 PM
Listened to Off The Ball tonight; it had a write-in competition posing the question, "If Hampden were a celebrity, who would it be, and why?"

The winning entry: Patsy Kensit, because a load of aging rockers have performed there as well. :lol:
Aren't you in your 60's?
... and? :suspect:
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Oscar Strummer
13 Jan 2018, 11:08 AM
EddieMaguire
12 Jan 2018, 07:23 PM
Why would anyone, in their right mind, listen to a phone-in which has Derek Johnstone as a pundit?

To marvel at how his gross stupidity provides an endless stream of comedy gold ? :ponder:

His turd-polishing technique would get a laugh in a morgue :lol:
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I listen to it when I get picked up for 5's on a Monday night. Two of the guys in the car are huns and even they cringe sometimes at the shampoo coming out of BFDJ's mouth. :lol:
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Jesus,"The Old Lady's gleaming,Welsh brick looking magnificent,Garden of Remembrance on the way,new roofs on all the stands,new players are great" blah blah....these huns are priceless,stadium is falling apart and they cant afford a £1M transfer fee.These carrots take delusion to a new level.
Edited by Marwan Barghouti, 16 Jan 2018, 07:15 PM.
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