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Lalala-lala-la "Fingers In Ears-Not Listening"; The Anti-Boredom thread. All Photoshops in here...
Topic Started: 29 Jan 2008, 10:14 AM (1,368,456 Views)
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ghirl86
Feb 2 2008, 09:45 PM
jim62
Feb 2 2008, 09:29 PM
TheHumanTorpedo
Feb 2 2008, 09:20 PM
The emergence of this thread and the return of the feelgood fact among the Celtic support - a coincidence?

I think not.

this thread started last week...as an antidote to the prevailing "moanery"... :thumbsup:

perhpas it's this threrad's existence which produced today's performance?

yes i agree

obviously during last mondays "home truths" meeting with the players strachan sat them down and forced them to read through the falkirk in match and post macth threads.

then cheered them up by giving them permission to read this one

I thought the meeting was between the players last week.
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I have just received a transcript of an excerpt from the make or break meeting that was held at Celtic this week.

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SM: Guys, have you read it?

General agreement.

SMcM: Worrying, isn't it?  TC67 is well respected there and there are a lot of people agreeing with him.

GC: So?  We know the Falkirk game wasn't one of our better ones.  We'll do better next time.  Whether we have a good game or a bad game is up to us.

AM: Aye, but you know what it's like.  If they all lose faith they let us know.  They've done it often enough.

GS: We're getting the points.  You guys are keeping clean sheets.  It may not be pretty but it is getting the job done.  They're worrying about nothing.

SMcM: Its hard enough being up against backs to the wall defences, match officials and the negative press.  If the fans have had enough we are in big trouble.

GP: May as well give the title to rangers now then, if that is how you're thinking.

AB: Aye, watch me.

SMcD: Guys, check this out.

Shows laptop.  Several smiles and laughs.

AM: Murray a Dalek, genius!

GC: What's the Bolton thing about?

SMcM: Remember when the police wouldn't let rangers play there?

GC: Oh aye!  Hah!

AB: Me and the Champions League trophy... I like it!  I needed new wallpaper!

MB: Oh come on, I look nothing like that wee guy.

DO'D: Did you see the way you played against Caley?

GS: Guys, enough of that already.

DR: Can I look?

GS: You'll get your chance.

DR: Aww.

SMcM: Are those guys really rangers fans?

GC: Nah, that hat is photoshopped.  The badge looks damn good though.

SMcM: The lack of teeth looks real though.

AM: That bit is real!

GS: This thread is brilliant!

JVoH: When was I holding your hand?

SMcD: Eh... not sure what game that was actually.

PH: Hah, check the nose growing on Murray in this one!

AM: Nice!

SB: Disco Dancing Championship?  How did they know I won that?

JVoH: I don't get the one with the map.

AB: Look at the arrow shaped road left of centre.

JVoH: Ahh, now I see.  Subtle for sure.

SP: Pink and black hoops, eh... I don't know about my blue face though.

SMcD: Just your nose that is blue usually.

GS: Right guys, feel better after looking at that thread?

General agreement.

SMcM: You know what?  After looking through that I feel so much better.  The fans still have their sense of humour.

SMcD: Remember when we were singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life in the 90s?  It's what makes us Celtic.

GC: We need to start doing it for them.  Give them something to be positive about other than these photoshops.

GS: So, who is up for skelping Kilmarnock out of the cup then?

Everyone raises their hands.

GS: That's more like it.

SMcM: All thanks to Arsene's thread.


Astonishing.
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TC67
Feb 2 2008, 10:11 PM
ghirl86
Feb 2 2008, 09:45 PM
jim62
Feb 2 2008, 09:29 PM
TheHumanTorpedo
Feb 2 2008, 09:20 PM
The emergence of this thread and the return of the feelgood fact among the Celtic support - a coincidence?

I think not.

this thread started last week...as an antidote to the prevailing "moanery"... :thumbsup:

perhpas it's this threrad's existence which produced today's performance?

yes i agree

obviously during last mondays "home truths" meeting with the players strachan sat them down and forced them to read through the falkirk in match and post macth threads.

then cheered them up by giving them permission to read this one

I thought the meeting was between the players last week.

aye but Hartley tanned a laptop out of the SSM's motor on the way in and brought it to the meeting
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Your modnesses... could we get this stickied maybe?

The thread that will win us the league surely deserves nothing less?
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Feb 2 2008, 10:01 PM
Good stuff - old pics with the context added - I've got hunners that I've no idea what, where, when or why. :lol:

I know what you mean about forgetting the original context Arsene - I think I originally posted this in a "Mrs Mols" thread :lol:

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Munki Bhoy
Feb 2 2008, 10:15 PM
I have just received a transcript of an excerpt from the make or break meeting that was held at Celtic this week.

Quote:
 
SM: Guys, have you read it?

General agreement.

SMcM: Worrying, isn't it?  TC67 is well respected there and there are a lot of people agreeing with him.

GC: So?  We know the Falkirk game wasn't one of our better ones.  We'll do better next time.  Whether we have a good game or a bad game is up to us.

AM: Aye, but you know what it's like.  If they all lose faith they let us know.  They've done it often enough.

GS: We're getting the points.  You guys are keeping clean sheets.  It may not be pretty but it is getting the job done.  They're worrying about nothing.

SMcM: Its hard enough being up against backs to the wall defences, match officials and the negative press.  If the fans have had enough we are in big trouble.

GP: May as well give the title to rangers now then, if that is how you're thinking.

AB: Aye, watch me.

SMcD: Guys, check this out.

Shows laptop.  Several smiles and laughs.

AM: Murray a Dalek, genius!

GC: What's the Bolton thing about?

SMcM: Remember when the police wouldn't let rangers play there?

GC: Oh aye!  Hah!

AB: Me and the Champions League trophy... I like it!  I needed new wallpaper!

MB: Oh come on, I look nothing like that wee guy.

DO'D: Did you see the way you played against Caley?

GS: Guys, enough of that already.

DR: Can I look?

GS: You'll get your chance.

DR: Aww.

SMcM: Are those guys really rangers fans?

GC: Nah, that hat is photoshopped.  The badge looks damn good though.

SMcM: The lack of teeth looks real though.

AM: That bit is real!

GS: This thread is brilliant!

JVoH: When was I holding your hand?

SMcD: Eh... not sure what game that was actually.

PH: Hah, check the nose growing on Murray in this one!

AM: Nice!

SB: Disco Dancing Championship?  How did they know I won that?

JVoH: I don't get the one with the map.

AB: Look at the arrow shaped road left of centre.

JVoH: Ahh, now I see.  Subtle for sure.

SP: Pink and black hoops, eh... I don't know about my blue face though.

SMcD: Just your nose that is blue usually.

GS: Right guys, feel better after looking at that thread?

General agreement.

SMcM: You know what?  After looking through that I feel so much better.  The fans still have their sense of humour.

SMcD: Remember when we were singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life in the 90s?  It's what makes us Celtic.

GC: We need to start doing it for them.  Give them something to be positive about other than these photoshops.

GS: So, who is up for skelping Kilmarnock out of the cup then?

Everyone raises their hands.

GS: That's more like it.

SMcM: All thanks to Arsene's thread.


Astonishing.

:lol: :thumbsup: By George you did get it.
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Feb 2 2008, 10:36 PM
:lol: :thumbsup: By George you did get it.

I read through this whole thread from start to finish prior to posting that. At one point I thought "who is that negative fanny wanting this thread moved to... oh it was me". The shame.
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Wounding of Chris burke: I would certainly love to see all the very very fine efforts on that one again. Who's got 'em?
Also Nacho's fine papal announcement that "ze hoon of ze hibs scored a hat trick" against ze hoon.
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Jan 29 2008, 05:44 PM
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the winer..... :worthy: :potm:
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BRAINS!!!

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Cant give credit to whoever posted this one but even though its not photoshopped it still made me laugh.

Great thread. I can't believe I ignored it for so long imagining that it was just another transfer window whine.
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sham67
Feb 2 2008, 11:47 PM
Wounding of Chris burke: I would certainly love to see all the very very fine efforts on that one again. Who's got 'em?
Also Nacho's fine papal announcement that "ze hoon of ze hibs scored a hat trick" against ze hoon.

Shocked you remember that, I didnt :lol:

Found it for ye :thumbsup:

http://kerrydalestreet.co.uk/index.php?sho...60#entry5730908

Not a photoshop but does involve images I suppose :lol:
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[size=7]Meanwhile at the Vatican....

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Thousands flock to hear the score, hoping the huns got gubbed, they wait patiently

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' Karol, oop ebove, Vat vas ze score veeth ze hoons?

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'2 secs, up in heaven internet is fast, *www.kerrydalestreet.co.uk* -

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They got gubbed 3-0!'

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'Excellent, I shall tell ze crowd ze good news!'

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' Ze hoon of ze heebs score ze hat trick too?, ha ha!'

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Catholics, humans, voetball fans evezyvhere! I am delighted to eenform you zat ze hoons got goobed 3-0!'

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'Zets make soom nooooooise!!!!!!'
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[SIZE=7]Meanwhile at the Vatican....


i thank you, it's totally inspired! Can't tell you how much I laffed at that. Is it just me?
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This thread is majic.

Ive got an 'anti-football' album on my Bebo almost all pictures palgurised from this thread, good to let the bewildered people know how they are thought of.

Cheers to all.
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[size=7]Meanwhile at the Vatican....

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Thousands flock to hear the score, hoping the huns got gubbed, they wait patiently

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' Karol, oop ebove, Vat vas ze score veeth ze hoons?

Posted Image

'2 secs, up in heaven internet is fast, *www.kerrydalestreet.co.uk* -

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They got gubbed 3-0!'

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'Excellent, I shall tell ze crowd ze good news!'

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' Ze hoon of ze heebs score ze hat trick too?, ha ha!'

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Catholics, humans, voetball fans evezyvhere! I am delighted to eenform you zat ze hoons got goobed 3-0!'

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'Zets make soom nooooooise!!!!!!'
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psml :lol:
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After one too many Tam Cowan show's his true colours....



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First time i've read through this thread :lol:

Brillaint work from everybody concerned :clap:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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UEFA investigations. Forced anti-sectarian initiatives. Scenes of nazi salutes in Israel and Stuttgart. And not one single utterance of condemnation...

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