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Lalala-lala-la "Fingers In Ears-Not Listening"; The Anti-Boredom thread. All Photoshops in here...
Topic Started: 29 Jan 2008, 10:14 AM (1,368,484 Views)
WalfridsDream
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Ps Could we have a Top Ten vote on who the biggest moaning faced barstewards are on here :thumbsup:

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WalfridsDream
Jan 29 2008, 12:11 PM
Ps Could we have a Top Ten vote on who the biggest moaning faced barstewards are on here :thumbsup:

NameAndShame CSC

we could have a Top 500....... :rolleyes:
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FrJeb
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StefMcDef
Jan 29 2008, 12:10 PM

Log in needed, can someone post some of the funnier ones?
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markiebhoy7
Jan 29 2008, 10:21 AM
How about a few Keevinsisms? (Found on altnation)

Artur Jorge will shortly be unveiled as the new Celtic manager. He is currently inside Celtic Park holding talks.
Cue ………. The unveiling of Wim Jansen.

Mark Viduka will shortly sign for Bayern Munich. I have seen the contract.
Cue ………. Viduka signing on the dotted line at Leeds United.

I expect Rangers to win the league comfortably, and by quite a considerable margin.
Cue ………. Green & white ribbons adorning the trophy, as Rangers finish third in a two-horse race.

Old Trafford on Champions League night is no place for Nakamura, and his blend of tippy-tappy football.
Cue ………. Absolute bedlam, as Naka flights one of sublime beauty over a £100m wall, and into the back of the Man U net.

If Manchester United play their best eleven, and Celtic play their best eleven - Manchester United will beat Celtic.
Cue .......... The full-time scoreboard reading : Celtic 1, Manchester United 0.

Come 5:00pm, and Celtic's lead being cut to just 11 points - is it now the time for panic at Celtic Park ?
Cue ………. Rangers drawing 1-1 with ICT and the day ending as it started - with Celtic enjoying a comfortable 13 point lead.

And my absolute favourite:
Josef Venglos will live to regret his decision to play this unknown Slovakian ahead of Mark Burchill in such a vital Old Firm Game.
Cue ………. Lubomir Moravcik scoring twice as Rangers are molligated 5-1.


Cheers Hugh, keep 'em coming :)

:lol: Brillaint
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FrJeb
Jan 29 2008, 12:18 PM
StefMcDef
Jan 29 2008, 12:10 PM

Log in needed, can someone post some of the funnier ones?

The swear filter on here would play havoc with a lot of the funnier ones, unfortunately.

This is by the late, great Toffeebhoy, who sadly passed away at a young age last year:

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A Scarf Scorned

Will you miss me in the winter nights?
Regret my loss when north winds bite?
Will you bemoan the breeze around your neck?
Will you miss me like you're missing Eck?
And when you do taste some success
Like beating Livi in the CIS
Or a battling point up in Dundee
Will it be tainted when you think of me?
When you scrape into the UEFA Cup
Will you wish that you could hold me up
And sing your songs of dig nitt ee?
Will it be as much fun without me?
Hun cannot rage in shirt alone
You're like a hound without a bone
Howling, howling at the moon
Because your season ends so soon.
When you're on the airwaves to the nation
Regaling all with lamentations
Of Timmy's lack of dig nit ee
Of his lies and consp***cies
I'll be listening, well aware
That you are not a super bear.
For you, former master of mine
Have committed the ultimate crime
A crime to shock and to appall
The most disgraceful crime of all
A crime that puts your soul in danger
And makes us doubt that you're a ranger,
That crime is lack of dignity,
It has soiled your soul for all to see
It insults those bearers of "red hands"
It mocks our local marching bands
To see our emblems in the dirt
It adds another layer of hurt
To all the layers that were there
It's not so nice to be a bear
So I hope that someone dusts me down
And makes me follow Ipswich Town.
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Terry
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A little haven away from the madness and bickering of the transfer window. Can stick my head out for a quick look then retreat back in here for some humour. Love it
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Not as good as my pub from a few transfer windows back. :angry: ;)
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idyllwild
Jan 29 2008, 11:39 AM
Not as good as my pub from a few transfer windows back. :angry: ;)

But its office hours now, pub later. Might bring my laptop with me so I can still relax in this little lounge
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idyllwild
Jan 29 2008, 11:39 AM
Not as good as my pub from a few transfer windows back. :angry: ;)

Did that not get knocked down to make room for the Humour Bypass?
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Jan 29 2008, 09:14 AM
BTW - This is not meant to be an appeal for happy, everything is rosy, BELIEVE type threads, just a bit of light relief to remind ourselves that it is only a game which we should enjoy including the "old bad times" which we laugh about now ("haha").

What I find funny is that in the middle of all the 'malaise', Celtic have won 5 games in a row.

Being factual, I hope that ain't too happy-clappy, and thus falls within the parameters for this thread. :thumbsup:
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Hip, Hip Hooray :thumbsup:
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idyllwild
Jan 29 2008, 11:58 AM
What I find funny is that in the middle of all the 'malaise', Celtic have won 5 games in a row.

Being factual, I hope that ain't too happy-clappy, and thus falls within the parameters for this thread. :thumbsup:

and in those five games our much maligned defence haven't conceded a single goal.... :clap:


well said AP... :thumbsup:

I am also happy to undertake to use my modding powers to delete any negative posts from this thread...the negative posters have got all the other threads to play in!!!

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3 international players signed in this transfer window plus a promising youngster on a pre-contract :thumbsup:
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jim62
Jan 29 2008, 01:04 PM
I am also happy to undertake to use my modding powers

This, surely, is made-up english :lol:

'Modding powers'?

Is that something you acquire when you are no longer a Jedi?

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Good call - put me down as a member of The Parcelies

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NEWS JUST IN - Astonishing behind the scenes footage of the recent discussions between Sir David Murray and Alan Hutton.


Minty Moonbeams Wants His Money

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