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Lalala-lala-la "Fingers In Ears-Not Listening"; The Anti-Boredom thread. All Photoshops in here...
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Im sure they are wearing aprons under that desk.

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Anybody seen this - the artists impression of the opening ceremony for the 2014 Glasgow games.

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Anybody seen this - the artists impression of the opening ceremony for the 2014 Glasgow games.
I give in. What have you done? :suspect:

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Anybody seen this - the artists impression of the opening ceremony for the 2014 Glasgow games.
I give in. What have you done? :suspect:

Oh that! :lol: :lol:
One of those couldn't see the wood for the trees moments.
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A Year In Burgundy

Chapter One


As the sun rose over the Burgundy countryside, the decrepit and wizened old vigneron, Guivarc'h held the vine leaf and grapes in his decrepit and wizened old hands, the leaf appeared healthy and the fruit plump with promised juice. It was an illusion, Guivarc'h closed his arthritic fingers and the grapes crumbled in his grasp. “Sacrebleu“, he muttered, shaking the dust and twigs from his hands and looking out over the 37 acres of Domaine Jessiaume and down to the picturesque village of Santenay. Each and everyone of the vines was similarly blighted with some sort of unstoppable blight that was blighting the crop with it’s unstoppable blightedness. This wasn’t pylloxera or any pest he had ever seen in his eighty years cherishing these precious vines, for old Guivarc'h had managed the vineyard all that time through all sorts of trials, even when those infuriating Maquis disrupted wine distribution to the Vichy governement in 1944 and to our dear, dear friends in Berlin.

Guivarc'h took the beret from his head and glanced up at the Burgundy sun, mopped his brow and then turned and looked back towards the manor house. There on the veranda his cataracted eyes picked out the unmistakable figure of Monsieur Murray being wheeled out for some morning air, wearing a rugby top ala Ecosse, and bizarrely, a tartan blanket of the Clan Wattie around his artificial legs.

The aged vigneron began the slow walk up the manor house as fast as his varicose veined bow legs could carry him. In the good years he had a team of eleven young men to help him tend this once precious harvest, but due to cutbacks in other parts of Monsieur Murray’s businesses it was left to him alone and the village idiot Allee Moicoist. Changed days indeed as he at last made it to the veranda of le manor just in time for lunch.

Murray’s personal assistant Bane appeared on the veranda out of the manor’s French windows, carrying a tray and when he saw Guivarc'h there holding his sweaty beret in his wizened old hands, he screamed, “Paparazzi!” before realising it was only the wizened old vigneron. Startled by the outburst, Murray woke from his chemical slumber and said, “Ah, my good friends from the press, come closer, do you want a little treat?” Bane and Guivarc'h stared at each other with that knowing look that the sane have when dealing with the delusional, before Bane obsequiously leaned forward and said, “Sir David, it is only Guivarc'h.”
“Who”, said the famed Scottish Entrepreneur, holding the antique listening horn up to his ear.
“Guivarc'h!” Bane and Guivarc'h shouted.
“Oh.” Murray replied, disappointedly.
“It is time for your lunch, Sir David”, Bane continued as he took the bowl of succulent lamb flavoured cup-a-soup and put it in front of the Young Scottish Businessman of the Year 1983 award winner. Sir David looked at the poor soup in front of him, then up at the wizened old vigneron and the overtly deferential figure of his man servant Bane. “Tell me Guivarc'h, are we expecting another bumper harvest this year, and another glorious vintage?”
Bane stared at Guivarc'h desperately shaking his head.
“Monsieur Murray, the vines are….”
Now Bane was jumping up and down behind Murray’s bathchair gesturing, rolling his eyes around his head, twirling his fingers next to his temples and calling out “Cuckoo – cuckoo!”, loud enough for Guivarc'h to hear, but not Murray. Bane was now clutching and pointing at a bottle of Buckfast with the Jessiaume label pasted on it that Bane used to convince Murray the wine was as good as it had always been.
Guivarc'h continued, “ The vines … are ….. are …. are amazing, another great vintage this year!”.
Bane stopped his gesticulations, held his hands together in thanks and prayer and silently mouthed to Guivarc'h, “Merci.”

Guivarc'h turned his wizened old body away from the scene on the veranda of le Manor, as Bane was spoon feeding Murray the soup with one hand whilst with the other hand manipulating something beneath the blankets that made Sir David smile, and dribble his lunch.
Guivarc'h stopped for a moment and looking over Domaine Jessiaume, now with it’s vineyards dying, and over towards the runway for the Aer LeGuen private jet that Monsieur Connery would use, now though overrun with weeds, and the “à vendre- contact Banc de Lloyds” signs everywhere. Where was Monsieur Bond 007, now to save the day?
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THE S.F.A COMMITEE MEET TO DECIDE SCOTT BROWNS APPEAL


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nope one of the techies will do it i hope
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THE S.F.A COMMITEE MEET TO DECIDE SCOTT BROWNS APPEAL


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