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The increasingly annoying rise of the social media Celtic fan; Price to pay for being the new 'establishment club'?
Topic Started: 29 May 2018, 05:35 PM (81,411 Views)
Belgrano
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Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
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Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
In before 'prefers Griffiths to Dembele'
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Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
Squeezing into a conversation that you still made Mass on Sunday, despite being on holiday
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There's yer da, been allowed on the social media again, retweeting any old made-up shampooe as long as it's accompanied with a semi-serious looking picture and a quote...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The bold Roy is not for sitting on the fence 😂Corden 😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/kr0AMEulHP">pic.twitter.com/kr0AMEulHP</a></p>— St.Anthony (@Stephen4_2) <a href="https://twitter.com/Stephen4_2/status/1004773728742531073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 7, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 06:55 PM
There's yer da, been allowed on the social media again, retweeting any old made-up shampooe as long as it's accompanied with a semi-serious looking picture and a quote...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The bold Roy is not for sitting on the fence 😂Corden 😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/kr0AMEulHP">pic.twitter.com/kr0AMEulHP</a></p>— St.Anthony (@Stephen4_2) <a href="https://twitter.com/Stephen4_2/status/1004773728742531073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 7, 2018</a></blockquote>
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The Messi v Israel one is still effin doing the rounds too. Gab Marcotti even RTed it earlier from a fake Graham Hunter account, then had to delete it. :lol:
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idyllwild
7 Jun 2018, 07:03 PM
The Messi v Israel one is still effin doing the rounds too. Gab Marcotti even RTed it earlier from a fake Graham Hunter account, then had to delete it. :lol:
What's wrong with these people? I see the Messi one now has an added last sentence of "I have posted Palestine flags to Nir Biton's Instagram" which I'm guessing people don't even get as far as reading before being triggered into retweeting stuff. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - the online Celtic support are the absolute worst. They should be culled.
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Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 07:11 PM
idyllwild
7 Jun 2018, 07:03 PM
The Messi v Israel one is still effin doing the rounds too. Gab Marcotti even RTed it earlier from a fake Graham Hunter account, then had to delete it. :lol:
What's wrong with these people? I see the Messi one now has an added last sentence of "I have posted Palestine flags to Nir Biton's Instagram" which I'm guessing people don't even get as far as reading before being triggered into retweeting stuff. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - the online Celtic support are the absolute worst. They should be culled.
You are posting on the internet and therefore an internet Celtic fan :lol:

Some people use twitter. You are using a forum. It is still social media :lol:
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GetFunky
7 Jun 2018, 07:16 PM
Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 07:11 PM
idyllwild
7 Jun 2018, 07:03 PM
The Messi v Israel one is still effin doing the rounds too. Gab Marcotti even RTed it earlier from a fake Graham Hunter account, then had to delete it. :lol:
What's wrong with these people? I see the Messi one now has an added last sentence of "I have posted Palestine flags to Nir Biton's Instagram" which I'm guessing people don't even get as far as reading before being triggered into retweeting stuff. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - the online Celtic support are the absolute worst. They should be culled.
You are posting on the internet and therefore an internet Celtic fan :lol:

Some people use twitter. You are using a forum. It is still social media :lol:
Aye but he's doing it in like a really really cool way. There's no better way to make yourself feel better than by putting others down.
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Ste
7 Jun 2018, 12:18 PM
The Huarache's are exposing some of the Da's here.

Good stuff.
You post in the UFC thread. You're one of the biggest da's on here. :lol:
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Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
When on holiday taking pictures of themselves with the fenian lampost (faces disguised with a scarf). Peak sellic da.
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ballbhoy
7 Jun 2018, 08:32 PM
Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
When on holiday taking pictures of themselves with the fenian lampost (faces disguised with a scarf). Peak sellic da.
Shots fired. :lol:
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Is it safe too look in here now ?

Ye want to see my Bowling Green bassas ? The Quo copied me for feckin years :rocker:

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Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
Upon encountering German tourists ask them if they know who Andy Thom is
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Belgrano
5 Jun 2018, 03:14 PM
The Sellick Da's are fine. Harmless losers who ultimately love the Sellick but have an uncanny ability to misjudge starting a song or a crowd chant.

The real menace lies with the Johnny-come-lately Celtic fan - who, if old enough - originally dipped into Celtic during the Martin O'Neill years. Went missing, and has now resurfaced in the Rodgers era. If they're younger, then we're seeing them now - but we'll see them nowhere near Celtic when we're back to being shampooe. The sort whose social media is loaded with Celtic-related stuff, but they actually don't really care too much for Celtic or for football. They get very uneasy when you discuss football with them as they actually don't really like football. They get even uneasier when the rebs are on. They were the dip-in-dip-out sort of fans who supported the huns when they were successful. If fact, they'd pretty much support anyone if it meant they thought they fitted in. And they know that we know that.
This never happened. Ever.
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7 Jun 2018, 09:27 PM
Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
Upon encountering German tourists ask them if they know who Andy Thom is
Should start asking them who Marvin Compper is. Someone is bound to know.
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At the karaoke night in one of the resort Irish bars go up to sing 'Perfect' by Fairground Attraction but at the chorus change the words to 'It's got to be-eeeee CELTIC!'
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6 Jun 2018, 08:54 PM
That alarm clock is tremendous :lol:
I thought so. I can't believe I didn't get one for my Christmas!
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7 Jun 2018, 09:43 PM
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6 Jun 2018, 08:54 PM
That alarm clock is tremendous :lol:
I thought so. I can't believe I didn't get one for my Christmas!
Christmas 1994?
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Quiet Assasin
7 Jun 2018, 09:33 PM
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7 Jun 2018, 09:27 PM
Belgrano
7 Jun 2018, 05:35 PM
Shamelessly stolen from monkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Any others?
Upon encountering German tourists ask them if they know who Andy Thom is
Should start asking them who Marvin Compper is. Someone is bound to know.
I've heard a rumour off a guy who knows a girl, that if you say his name into the mirror three times at midnight on a full moon, he'll appear behind you and train badly.
Edited by Tenenbaum, 7 Jun 2018, 09:55 PM.
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7 Jun 2018, 09:54 PM
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7 Jun 2018, 09:33 PM
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7 Jun 2018, 09:27 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepmonkhoose on the huddleboard - it's the "Celtic Da holiday guide" edition:

  • Dress in Celtic attire at all times
  • Only visit venues populated by other Celtic da's. Santa Ponsa is recommended.
  • Hang Celtic towels over your balcony
  • Talk to foreign barmen about Celtic
  • Become pals with other Celtic da's
  • Buy the Daily Record every day
  • Shout "Come on the hoops!" from the balcony to folk wearing the hoops on the street
  • Shart
  • Explain to anyone you meet on holiday how Rangers died and Scottish independence is imminent
Should start asking them who Marvin Compper is. Someone is bound to know.
I've heard a rumour off a guy who knows a girl, that if you say his name into the mirror three times at midnight on a full moon, he'll appear behind you and train badly.
:lol:

Think you need to have lactose free milk in your fridge as well
Edited by Quiet Assasin, 7 Jun 2018, 10:20 PM.
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