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The All New Sevco Back in Yer Bin Thread; Taking out the trash
Topic Started: 29 Apr 2018, 04:24 PM (2,086,547 Views)
Martoto
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27 Jun 2018, 11:11 AM
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27 Jun 2018, 10:58 AM
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27 Jun 2018, 08:24 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
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Sporting Braggart in for him too according to my source in Pharaoh.
Let the Pungates open.

Ill start by saying hes a Moses basketcase
I'm expecting Sporting to issue a denial regarding the story about their supposed interest, and its supposed source.

Edited by Martoto, 27 Jun 2018, 11:44 AM.
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How difficult can it be to get Herrera and Alves off the books ffs, the Portuguese absolutely love a transfer. Step off the plane and they don't offer you timeshare, you get offered a contract, just in case they can flog you on to some stupid Scottish club somewhere down the line.
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27 Jun 2018, 12:01 PM
How difficult can it be to get Herrera and Alves off the books ffs, the Portuguese absolutely love a transfer. Step off the plane and they don't offer you timeshare, you get offered a contract, just in case they can flog you on to some stupid Scottish club somewhere down the line.
The Mexican Herrera might not want to go to Portugal...
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27 Jun 2018, 12:03 PM
Pussyfoot
27 Jun 2018, 12:01 PM
How difficult can it be to get Herrera and Alves off the books ffs, the Portuguese absolutely love a transfer. Step off the plane and they don't offer you timeshare, you get offered a contract, just in case they can flog you on to some stupid Scottish club somewhere down the line.
The Mexican Herrera might not want to go to Portugal...
:lol: very true. I was thinking Herrera was the defender Cardoso.
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27 Jun 2018, 11:11 AM
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27 Jun 2018, 08:24 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
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Sporting Braggart in for him too according to my source in Pharaoh.
Let the Pungates open.

Ill start by saying hes a Moses basketcase
Alves’ history of back injuries might scupper the deal, as the buying club will insist he sees a Cairo-practor for assessment
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Alves is reportedly taking home the guts of £40kpw.He's 106 years old.Who's going to pay him £2m next season.It'll take a tidy wedge to get him,or any of the others,off the books.
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27 Jun 2018, 08:24 AM
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27 Jun 2018, 07:16 AM
Cardoso and Herrera not part of Gerrard's plans, Alves next?
Millions soon to be rolling into ra'gers now.

Talks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
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Victoria Guimares.

:lol:
That the blonde lassie that a drunk David Murray thought was Joanna Lumley?
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27 Jun 2018, 12:11 PM
Alves is reportedly taking home the guts of £40kpw.He's 106 years old.Who's going to pay him £2m next season.It'll take a tidy wedge to get him,or any of the others,off the books.
"Hello Jorge, it's Bruno. You know how you got me those great moves to Russia, Turkey and Serie A?"

"Please leave a message ...beep!"

"Get me out of this dump Mendes, I will kill you bastard, Bruno will play good again one day and you'll be sorry".
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27 Jun 2018, 10:58 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
Spoiler: click to toggle
Let the Pungates open.

Ill start by saying hes a Moses basketcase
Alves’ history of back injuries might scupper the deal, as the buying club will insist he sees a Cairo-practor for assessment
In that case he will also need his sphinx-ter checked.
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27 Jun 2018, 12:08 PM
spartacusthethird
27 Jun 2018, 11:11 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
Spoiler: click to toggle
Alves’ history of back injuries might scupper the deal, as the buying club will insist he sees a Cairo-practor for assessment
In that case he will also need his sphinx-ter checked.
These Egypt puns I despair amid.
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M78
27 Jun 2018, 12:08 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
Spoiler: click to toggle
In that case he will also need his sphinx-ter checked.
These Egypt puns I despair amid.
FFS Giza break
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27 Jun 2018, 01:33 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
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These Egypt puns I despair amid.
FFS Giza break
Hopefully the puns will plateau now.
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27 Jun 2018, 12:11 PM
Alves is reportedly taking home the guts of £40kpw.He's 106 years old.Who's going to pay him £2m next season.It'll take a tidy wedge to get him,or any of the others,off the books.
Would a Pointy Pyramid do the job or just a Sand Wedge? :ffs:


:getmecoat:

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27 Jun 2018, 01:33 PM
M78
27 Jun 2018, 12:08 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
Spoiler: click to toggle
In that case he will also need his sphinx-ter checked.
These Egypt puns I despair amid.
Yer all in denial.
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M78
27 Jun 2018, 12:08 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
Spoiler: click to toggle
In that case he will also need his sphinx-ter checked.
These Egypt puns I despair amid.
theres a pharaoh way to go yet
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27 Jun 2018, 01:33 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepTalks on hold Rangers boss Steven Gerrard will hold talks with Bruno Alves over his future after the World Cup
Alves’ days at Ibrox appear numbered following the signings of central defenders Nikola Katic and Conor Goldson
Spoiler: click to toggle
These Egypt puns I despair amid.
theres a pharaoh way to go yet
Not if the babble on yin's start having another rammy, si?
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Egyptian taxi for alves.


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