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The All New Sevco Back in Yer Bin Thread; Taking out the trash
Topic Started: 29 Apr 2018, 04:24 PM (2,086,753 Views)
tele savalas
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bigdavie
24 May 2018, 09:03 PM
Next step orange strip.
Last throw of the dice - orange strip.
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aldo
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Bhoyball
24 May 2018, 09:41 PM
Archibald P Treadwhistle
24 May 2018, 09:20 PM
So, what’s prompted this reduced allocation nonsense anyway? Is it just routine, attention-seeking hun bawbaggery or has something happened?
They have been petitioning their support ever since they made it to top flight and we started spanking them regularly . Funny it was never an issue in the 90 s. They can’t handle us celebrating at their midden and can’t see any end to it. Pretty pathetic really .
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this piece of nonsense should arise on the same day that they drag up a nothing story from 12 years ago for no reason other than to denounce it, then denounce it again in stronger language.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that both items are of an even more subjective nature than usual, sure to appeal to the loyal hardcore

I don’t think it's a coincidence these items should emerge at a time...ah, feck it: I think this charade reeks of King suddenly feeling the need to circle the wagons and is pulling out the stops to keep the great unwashed onside. There’s a wheen of ongoing problems which could prompt this scenario - TOP, more directors resigning (and wanting their £m’s back), failing to back up his promises to the newly appointed poster-boy ‘manager’, Article 12, season ticket sales, etc etc etc.

Something’s going down, beware low flying squirrels...
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24 May 2018, 10:08 PM
The paranoia in their stands will hit nuclear
when we score our first goal at Ipox ,remember
when Collins scored at the lockout game as fights
broke out among der hun accusing fellow Huns of being
a Tim,roll on i say.
And the whole stadium will be singing songs of hate which are banned. There can be no whatabootery, bring it on, liability.
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aldo
24 May 2018, 10:28 PM
Bhoyball
24 May 2018, 09:41 PM
Archibald P Treadwhistle
24 May 2018, 09:20 PM
So, what’s prompted this reduced allocation nonsense anyway? Is it just routine, attention-seeking hun bawbaggery or has something happened?
They have been petitioning their support ever since they made it to top flight and we started spanking them regularly . Funny it was never an issue in the 90 s. They can’t handle us celebrating at their midden and can’t see any end to it. Pretty pathetic really .
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this piece of nonsense should arise on the same day that they drag up a nothing story from 12 years ago for no reason other than to denounce it, then denounce it again in stronger language.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that both items are of an even more subjective nature than usual, sure to appeal to the loyal hardcore

I don’t think it's a coincidence these items should emerge at a time...ah, feck it: I think this charade reeks of King suddenly feeling the need to circle the wagons and is pulling out the stops to keep the great unwashed onside. There’s a wheen of ongoing problems which could prompt this scenario - TOP, more directors resigning (and wanting their £m’s back), failing to back up his promises to the newly appointed poster-boy ‘manager’, Article 12, season ticket sales, etc etc etc.

Something’s going down, beware low flying squirrels...
I fear we will be hit with a complaint for the "Will you march with O'Neill" advert almost 2 decades ago.
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Archibald P Treadwhistle
24 May 2018, 09:20 PM
So, what’s prompted this reduced allocation nonsense anyway? Is it just routine, attention-seeking hun bawbaggery or has something happened?
Hun bawbaggery sells tickets, and now they have more full-priced tickets to sell.
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randombloke
24 May 2018, 10:09 PM
I don't think this part of their latest St. Atement has really got the ridicule it deserves so far;

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Following the closure of the renewal deadline the Club seeks applications from supporters who did not hold season tickets for the prior season. This has long been part of our Club’s tradition as it allows new and younger supporters, who did not previously own a season ticket, to secure one for the first time.



No no no, we wouldn't engage in anything as undignified as normal commercial activity by simply offering unsold season tickets for open sale once renewal deadline has passed....no, this here is tradition and don't you ever forget it :lol: :lolhuns:
I struggled with all of it. They got a record number of renewals, they claim - 40 000. For the sake of argument, say their renewals last year was 38 000. If they offer season tickets firstly only to those who had season tickets last year, the most that could possibly 'renew' for next season, even if every single person from last year renewed, is, 38 000. Where did the other 2000 appear from? It wouldn't be that King is talking sh1te again, would it?

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aldo
24 May 2018, 10:28 PM
Bhoyball
24 May 2018, 09:41 PM
Archibald P Treadwhistle
24 May 2018, 09:20 PM
So, what’s prompted this reduced allocation nonsense anyway? Is it just routine, attention-seeking hun bawbaggery or has something happened?
They have been petitioning their support ever since they made it to top flight and we started spanking them regularly . Funny it was never an issue in the 90 s. They can’t handle us celebrating at their midden and can’t see any end to it. Pretty pathetic really .
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this piece of nonsense should arise on the same day that they drag up a nothing story from 12 years ago for no reason other than to denounce it, then denounce it again in stronger language.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that both items are of an even more subjective nature than usual, sure to appeal to the loyal hardcore

I don’t think it's a coincidence these items should emerge at a time...ah, feck it: I think this charade reeks of King suddenly feeling the need to circle the wagons and is pulling out the stops to keep the great unwashed onside. There’s a wheen of ongoing problems which could prompt this scenario - TOP, more directors resigning (and wanting their £m’s back), failing to back up his promises to the newly appointed poster-boy ‘manager’, Article 12, season ticket sales, etc etc etc.

Something’s going down, beware low flying squirrels...
A change of heart from a former Liverpool captain?
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I fully expect King to announce all of the following by the end of the week...

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I suggested a Rangers branded beer which if tasted decent would sell for fun. What can we do to make more money?

- Big bouncy castle outside Ibrox- Charge the kids £2 to do the bouncy with broxi for a minute.

- Have a paintball zone near Ibrox only blue red and white paint is allowed. Teams of 30 v 30 charge a good few quid.

- Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going.

-Blue cheese pizza - bit different from normal pies and burgers.

- Half time sprint. 40 fans run length of the pitch. Fans can bet on the winner. Good cash for the club
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TheHumanTorpedo
24 May 2018, 10:40 PM
I fully expect King to announce all of the following by the end of the week...

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I suggested a Rangers branded beer which if tasted decent would sell for fun. What can we do to make more money?

- Big bouncy castle outside Ibrox- Charge the kids £2 to do the bouncy with broxi for a minute.

- Have a paintball zone near Ibrox only blue red and white paint is allowed. Teams of 30 v 30 charge a good few quid.

- Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going.

-Blue cheese pizza - bit different from normal pies and burgers.

- Half time sprint. 40 fans run length of the pitch. Fans can bet on the winner. Good cash for the club
That walkie talkie idea could catch on... :lol:
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Seeing as we can cut their allocation and they canny cut ours, is there any chance our board would be fine with just a few hundred zombies coming into Celtic Park twice a season?
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tele savalas
24 May 2018, 10:27 PM
bigdavie
24 May 2018, 09:03 PM
Next step orange strip.
Last throw of the dice - orange strip.
Actually, I think you'll find it's actually Tangerine, actually, Timmy. Actually.
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Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going.
Always makes me laugh. effwits.
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TheHumanTorpedo
24 May 2018, 10:40 PM
I fully expect King to announce all of the following by the end of the week...

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I suggested a Rangers branded beer which if tasted decent would sell for fun. What can we do to make more money?

- Big bouncy castle outside Ibrox- Charge the kids £2 to do the bouncy with broxi for a minute.

- Have a paintball zone near Ibrox only blue red and white paint is allowed. Teams of 30 v 30 charge a good few quid.

- Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going.

-Blue cheese pizza - bit different from normal pies and burgers.

- Half time sprint. 40 fans run length of the pitch. Fans can bet on the winner. Good cash for the club
Half-time sprint? It’d be like the aftermath of Rorke’s Drift every other week. Players would be stepping over bodies to get the second half started.
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Has anyone considered that maybe sevco have refused to (can’t afford to) pay toilet damages so we’ve said “enough is enough; we are cutting your allocation next season”? Being professional as ever, we’ve not made a song and dance about it; but over in Sevconia, they’ve rushed out a statement, as ever, to deflect? I find it very odd that, given our board’s response to the the past 6 years and what we now know about the past 30 years, we’re now suddenly rushing out a (we’ll aimed) reply to the deranged ramblings of Sevco...
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Archibald P Treadwhistle
24 May 2018, 10:53 PM
TheHumanTorpedo
24 May 2018, 10:40 PM
I fully expect King to announce all of the following by the end of the week...

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I suggested a Rangers branded beer which if tasted decent would sell for fun. What can we do to make more money?

- Big bouncy castle outside Ibrox- Charge the kids £2 to do the bouncy with broxi for a minute.

- Have a paintball zone near Ibrox only blue red and white paint is allowed. Teams of 30 v 30 charge a good few quid.

- Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going.

-Blue cheese pizza - bit different from normal pies and burgers.

- Half time sprint. 40 fans run length of the pitch. Fans can bet on the winner. Good cash for the club
Half-time sprint? It’d be like the aftermath of Rorke’s Drift every other week. Players would be stepping over bodies to get the second half started.
Is 15 minutes long enough for a group of fat, wheezing huns to run the length of a football pitch :ponder:
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rightsaidted
24 May 2018, 10:37 PM
randombloke
24 May 2018, 10:09 PM
I don't think this part of their latest St. Atement has really got the ridicule it deserves so far;

Quote:
 
Following the closure of the renewal deadline the Club seeks applications from supporters who did not hold season tickets for the prior season. This has long been part of our Club’s tradition as it allows new and younger supporters, who did not previously own a season ticket, to secure one for the first time.



No no no, we wouldn't engage in anything as undignified as normal commercial activity by simply offering unsold season tickets for open sale once renewal deadline has passed....no, this here is tradition and don't you ever forget it :lol: :lolhuns:
I struggled with all of it. They got a record number of renewals, they claim - 40 000. For the sake of argument, say their renewals last year was 38 000. If they offer season tickets firstly only to those who had season tickets last year, the most that could possibly 'renew' for next season, even if every single person from last year renewed, is, 38 000. Where did the other 2000 appear from? It wouldn't be that King is talking sh1te again, would it?

They had 42,000 or so last year and 40,000 renewed which is a record.

Not sure if it is true but logically it could be.

The tradition of selling unsold season tickets is :rubeyes: is there any club who has a tradition not to try and sell unsold season tickets?

Edited by Adam Smith 11, 24 May 2018, 11:09 PM.
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24 May 2018, 11:02 PM
Has anyone considered that maybe sevco have refused to (can’t afford to) pay toilet damages so we’ve said “enough is enough; we are cutting your allocation next season”? Being professional as ever, we’ve not made a song and dance about it; but over in Sevconia, they’ve rushed out a statement, as ever, to deflect? I find it very odd that, given our board’s response to the the past 6 years and what we now know about the past 30 years, we’re now suddenly rushing out a (we’ll aimed) reply to the deranged ramblings of Sevco...
Of course, another possibility is ST sales have flat-lined and this is just one of those “95% pre-sold” house ads with added getituptimmyness.
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If I have the fixture order correct we don’t go there until the NewYear fixture

If we go about our business properly we could be 10/12 points clear by then

They’ll be offering us the Broomloan and the Govan stands if that is the situation ;)
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Its clearly about money. Rangers need the extra 5k season tickets sold asap :lol: absolute hunnery
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idyllwild
24 May 2018, 08:15 PM
shampooe move by a shampooe, desperate bunch of chancers. Hope we get them at Ibrox in both cups.
I'm pretty sure in the SC you must offer your opponent at least 20% of the capacity
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