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The All New Sevco Back in Yer Bin Thread; Taking out the trash
Topic Started: 29 Apr 2018, 04:24 PM (2,086,810 Views)
Ned Rise
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Twas down by Brannigan's Corner, one morning I did stray
I met a fellow rebel, and to me he did say
"We've orders from the captain to assemble at Dunbar
But how are we to get there, without a private motor vehicle?"

"Oh, Barney dear, be of good cheer, I'll tell you what we'll do
The specials they are plentiful, the I.R.A. are few
We'll send a wire to Johnson to meet us at Stranlar
And we'll give the boys a bloody good ride in Johnson's private motor vehicle

When doctor Johnson heard the news he soon put on his shoes
He says this is an urgent case, there is no time to lose
He then put on his castor hat and on his breast a star
You could hear the din all through Glenfin of Johnson's private motor vehicle

But when he got to the railway bridge, some rebels he saw there
Old Johnson knew the game was up, for at him they did stare
He said "I have a permit, to travel near and far"
"You can stick your English permit, we want your private motor vehicle"

"What will my local brethren think, when they hear the news
My car it has been commandeered, by the rebels at Dunluce"
"We'll give you a receipt for it, all signed by Captain Barr
And when Ireland gets her freedom, boy, you'll get your private motor vehicle"

Well we put that car in motion and filled it to the brim
With guns and bayonets shining which made old Johnson grim
And Barney hoisted a Sinn Fein flag, and it fluttered like a star
And we gave three cheers for the I.R.A. and Johnson's private motor vehicle
Edited by Ned Rise, 19 May 2018, 08:18 AM.
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Gothamcelt
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Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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Ned Rise
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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GiRUY ya mess.
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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But let’s be clear, you’re a fat mess and a disgrace of a professional athlete. Dobber
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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Feck me. That isn't a Tinsoldier piece.
It's a real thing. An honest to God real thing.
He really is a bitter wee wassock.
Hope his career ends next season due to a dreadful bout of diarrhoea on the field.
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Ahh, the old obsessed patter :lol:
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
Fat pish
GIRFUY you sweaty, fat, hun weapon :clap: :rocker:
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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You’d think the Huns are worried or something.
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Who are you obsessed with Kris? :lol:

Happy Cup Final day. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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I agree with Boyd. Tierney is obsessed.

Obsessed with keeping those bastards in the effing gutter.
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Broadsword
19 May 2018, 09:00 AM
I agree with Boyd. Tierney is obsessed.

Obsessed with keeping those bastards in the effing gutter.
:lol:
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Celtic fans are obsessed with Sevco, says a Sevco supporter in a lengthy article he’s ‘written’ about Celtic.

You’d think that fat eff would be too busy abusing the all inclusive on his holidays to come away with drivel like that.
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15not25
19 May 2018, 08:23 AM
Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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But let’s be clear, you’re a fat mess and a disgrace of a professional athlete. Dobber
But let’s be clear, you have played against Celtic about 1,967times and scored the princely sum of one goal.

Ya fat bitter fat bastard.
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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Hurting much :lol:
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theblindstagger
19 May 2018, 02:20 AM
Company that runs the Club King Size
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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You can smell the fear in that pile of nonsense. Today is all about Celtic and Motherwell.
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19 May 2018, 09:00 AM
I agree with Boyd. Tierney is obsessed.

Obsessed with keeping those bastards in the effing gutter.
The Huns don’t quite get the difference between obsessed & revelling in their pain.

Their suffering is a delightful byproduct of our success.
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Gothamcelt
19 May 2018, 08:19 AM
Boyd:"But let’s be clear, in European games Celtic have been abysmal and conceded some horrendous goals. Tierney is part of that defence, don’t forget".

BHOY WONDER IS STAYING PUT Celtic star Kieran Tierney is obsessed with Rangers and 10-in-a-row, just like every other Hoops fan says Kris Boyd
Atletico Madrid are sending a scout to watch Tierney in action in the Scottish Cup Final but there is just no way that he'll be leaving the Hoops any time soon
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What does us doing 10 in a row have to do with them?

We've already won 7 and they've been runner up a single solitary time

They're irrelevant to us winning titles

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