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The All New Sevco Back in Yer Bin Thread; Taking out the trash
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Topic Started: 29 Apr 2018, 04:24 PM (2,086,811 Views)
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ronny_is_not_da_man
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18 May 2018, 10:55 PM
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Off treasure hunting in Holland
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- Quiet Assasin
- 18 May 2018, 10:08 PM
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They're lighting up the forum
FFS this has went on long enough. Mods , can you filter these out please ? Packet in. These puns are papering over the cracks.
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Ghost of Fitzpas
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18 May 2018, 11:01 PM
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Administrator in name only. Don't read PMs. Please PM a proper mod with any problems. Ta
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"traveling by Private Motor Vehicle"
This sentence sums their statements up beautifully.
Too busy using fancy and dignified terms like, "private motor vehicle," to realise that they've missed an L out of the accepted British English way to spell, "travelling."
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Goodbye Sevillian
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18 May 2018, 11:16 PM
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- 18 May 2018, 03:56 PM
Hunhill
Lambeg & Butler
No 10................nah thats ours E.B.Tea flavoured?
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Fascinating Rhythm
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18 May 2018, 11:26 PM
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- Miscellaneous67
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- Quiet Assasin
- 18 May 2018, 10:08 PM
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They're lighting up the forum
FFS this has went on long enough. Mods , can you filter these out please ? The mods will be keeping Tabs I'm sure.
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Otis B Driftwood
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18 May 2018, 11:55 PM
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Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
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- Fascinating Rhythm
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- TheGloryYears
- 18 May 2018, 10:46 PM
- Miscellaneous67
- 18 May 2018, 10:32 PM
Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
FFS this has went on long enough. Mods , can you filter these out please ?
The mods will be keeping Tabs I'm sure. Pretty sure they will patch it soon if the puns don't stop.
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Ffdiva
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19 May 2018, 12:13 AM
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- piebochan
- 18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order. Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity. Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game." I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500??? ....by Private Motor Vehicle. Capitalised too.
Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ?
Edited by Ffdiva, 19 May 2018, 12:18 AM.
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Tim Bombadil
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19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
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Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine.
Was trying to steal 20 players
And I'm out..
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Leningrad Cowbhoy
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19 May 2018, 12:53 AM
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- 19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine. Was trying to steal 20 players And I'm out.. Ah doubt that's true.
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Bawman
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19 May 2018, 01:09 AM
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- Leningrad Cowbhoy
- 19 May 2018, 12:53 AM
- Tim Bombadil
- 19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine. Was trying to steal 20 players And I'm out..
Ah doubt that's true. Seriously, one of them was Siggi Jonssen.
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Pussyfoot
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19 May 2018, 01:14 AM
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- Bawman
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- Leningrad Cowbhoy
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- Tim Bombadil
- 19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine. Was trying to steal 20 players And I'm out..
Ah doubt that's true.
Seriously, one of them was Siggi Jonssen. Chesterfield tried to sign him but he preferred a move West in to Europe to seek his Fortuna as he's Gitane on a bit.
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Petrovscat
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19 May 2018, 01:22 AM
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I'm new. Be gentle.
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Join Players Specials Kings Lies , Inhail Inhail
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FenianJack
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19 May 2018, 01:34 AM
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That statement Brings random capitalisation to New levels.
Gauntlet tIN sOLDIER ?
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theblindstagger
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19 May 2018, 02:20 AM
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Company that runs the Club King Size
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PaulWilson
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19 May 2018, 02:24 AM
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- Ffdiva
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- piebochan
- 18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order. Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity. Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game." I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500???
....by Private Motor Vehicle.  Capitalised too. Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ? Please, God, let there be fan ownership at Sevco.
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Otis B Driftwood
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19 May 2018, 03:48 AM
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- piebochan
- 18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order. Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity. Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game." I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500???
....by Private Motor Vehicle.  Capitalised too. Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ? AFAIK, not one solitary Hun ever had the baws to travel by Hansom cab, because they thought it sounded like a qualifying condition to hire one.
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shugmc
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19 May 2018, 06:57 AM
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- Ffdiva
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- piebochan
- 18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order. Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity. Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game." I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500???
....by Private Motor Vehicle.  Capitalised too. Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ?
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leangreen
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19 May 2018, 07:11 AM
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"Mortimer, ready the PMV."
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tele savalas
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19 May 2018, 07:30 AM
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Don't go to bed too early... Rangers SLO has tweeted that "there's a bit of a long statement coming but important that supporters read it" As you werem hit the hay, it's about parking regulations. Spoiler: click to toggle Rangers Football Club is opposing the proposed Ibrox Stadium event day parking restriction proposals We believe the proposals are flawed and completely unworkable in its current format for a number of reasons including the absence of a comprehensive transport infrastructure review and lack of provision for additional sustainable transport methods within the proposal.
The majority of supporters will be affected - approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order.
Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity.
Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game. It is believed that under the current proposal there is a lack of sufficient coach parking spaces to cope with the potential increase in demand resulting from the proposal.
The Club believes that it would be prudent to ensure there is additional public transport such as improved rail links available for use prior to the consideration of additional parking controls.
We also believe that the permit distributional model is flawed.
We believe the proposed parking permit zone boundary will result in a detrimental effect to other local communities out with the proposed parking zone.
The Club have been contacted by numerous supporters and supporters groups extremely concerned about the proposals and are keen to represent their feelings on the matter.
We encourage our supporters to object to the proposed Order.
Any person wishing to object to the proposed Order must submit this in writing to Andy Waddell, Head of Infrastructure and Environment, Land and Environmental Services, Exchange House, 231 George Street, Glasgow, G1 1RX or email saferparking-ibroxstadium@glasgow.gov.uk and it must be received by Friday 25 May 2018. Private Motor Vehicle.
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GoKartMozart
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19 May 2018, 07:35 AM
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- 18 May 2018, 10:46 PM
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The mods will be keeping Tabs I'm sure.
Pretty sure they will patch it soon if the puns don't stop.  Doubt it.
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Willie Wonka
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19 May 2018, 07:49 AM
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Slavery fled, oh glorious dead
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- tele savalas
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- 18 May 2018, 08:39 PM
Don't go to bed too early... Rangers SLO has tweeted that "there's a bit of a long statement coming but important that supporters read it" As you werem hit the hay, it's about parking regulations. Spoiler: click to toggle Rangers Football Club is opposing the proposed Ibrox Stadium event day parking restriction proposals We believe the proposals are flawed and completely unworkable in its current format for a number of reasons including the absence of a comprehensive transport infrastructure review and lack of provision for additional sustainable transport methods within the proposal.
The majority of supporters will be affected - approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order.
Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity.
Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game. It is believed that under the current proposal there is a lack of sufficient coach parking spaces to cope with the potential increase in demand resulting from the proposal.
The Club believes that it would be prudent to ensure there is additional public transport such as improved rail links available for use prior to the consideration of additional parking controls.
We also believe that the permit distributional model is flawed.
We believe the proposed parking permit zone boundary will result in a detrimental effect to other local communities out with the proposed parking zone.
The Club have been contacted by numerous supporters and supporters groups extremely concerned about the proposals and are keen to represent their feelings on the matter.
We encourage our supporters to object to the proposed Order.
Any person wishing to object to the proposed Order must submit this in writing to Andy Waddell, Head of Infrastructure and Environment, Land and Environmental Services, Exchange House, 231 George Street, Glasgow, G1 1RX or email saferparking-ibroxstadium@glasgow.gov.uk and it must be received by Friday 25 May 2018.
Private Motor Vehicle. Obsessed with numbers, unless it’s on a bill or invoice
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