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The All New Sevco Back in Yer Bin Thread; Taking out the trash
Topic Started: 29 Apr 2018, 04:24 PM (2,086,811 Views)
ronny_is_not_da_man
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TheGloryYears
18 May 2018, 10:46 PM
Miscellaneous67
18 May 2018, 10:32 PM
Quiet Assasin
18 May 2018, 10:08 PM

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They're lighting up the forum
FFS this has went on long enough.

Mods , can you filter these out please ?
Packet in. These puns are papering over the cracks.
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Ghost of Fitzpas
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"traveling by Private Motor Vehicle"

This sentence sums their statements up beautifully.

Too busy using fancy and dignified terms like, "private motor vehicle," to realise that they've missed an L out of the accepted British English way to spell, "travelling."
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Goodbye Sevillian
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18 May 2018, 08:11 PM
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18 May 2018, 03:56 PM
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E.B.Tea flavoured?
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TheGloryYears
18 May 2018, 10:46 PM
Miscellaneous67
18 May 2018, 10:32 PM
Quiet Assasin
18 May 2018, 10:08 PM

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They're lighting up the forum
FFS this has went on long enough.

Mods , can you filter these out please ?
The mods will be keeping Tabs I'm sure.
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Otis B Driftwood
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18 May 2018, 11:26 PM
TheGloryYears
18 May 2018, 10:46 PM
Miscellaneous67
18 May 2018, 10:32 PM

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FFS this has went on long enough.

Mods , can you filter these out please ?
The mods will be keeping Tabs I'm sure.
Pretty sure they will patch it soon if the puns don't stop. :ph43r:
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piebochan
18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order.

Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity.

Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game."

I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500??? :ponder:
....by Private Motor Vehicle. :rubeyes: :lol: Capitalised too.

Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for
protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ? :ffs:
Edited by Ffdiva, 19 May 2018, 12:18 AM.
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Tim Bombadil
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Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine.

Was trying to steal 20 players

And I'm out.. :getmecoat:
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Tim Bombadil
19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine.

Was trying to steal 20 players

And I'm out.. :getmecoat:
Ah doubt that's true. :thumbsup:
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Leningrad Cowbhoy
19 May 2018, 12:53 AM
Tim Bombadil
19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine.

Was trying to steal 20 players

And I'm out.. :getmecoat:
Ah doubt that's true. :thumbsup:
Seriously, one of them was Siggi Jonssen.
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Bawman
19 May 2018, 01:09 AM
Leningrad Cowbhoy
19 May 2018, 12:53 AM
Tim Bombadil
19 May 2018, 12:33 AM
Gerrard arrested for breaking into a cigarette machine.

Was trying to steal 20 players

And I'm out.. :getmecoat:
Ah doubt that's true. :thumbsup:
Seriously, one of them was Siggi Jonssen.
Chesterfield tried to sign him but he preferred a move West in to Europe to seek his Fortuna as he's Gitane on a bit.
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That statement Brings random capitalisation to New levels.

Gauntlet tIN sOLDIER ?
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Ffdiva
19 May 2018, 12:13 AM
piebochan
18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order.

Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity.

Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game."

I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500??? :ponder:
....by Private Motor Vehicle. :rubeyes: :lol: Capitalised too.

Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for
protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ? :ffs:
Please, God, let there be fan ownership at Sevco.

:pray:
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Otis B Driftwood
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Ffdiva
19 May 2018, 12:13 AM
piebochan
18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order.

Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity.

Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game."

I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500??? :ponder:
....by Private Motor Vehicle. :rubeyes: :lol: Capitalised too.

Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for
protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ? :ffs:
AFAIK, not one solitary Hun ever had the baws to travel by Hansom cab, because they thought it sounded like a qualifying condition to hire one.
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Ffdiva
19 May 2018, 12:13 AM
piebochan
18 May 2018, 10:09 PM
"approx. 32,500 travel into Ibrox from out with the Glasgow area with approx. 35,000 traveling by Private Motor Vehicle. Given both of these figures, it is clear to the club that there is not enough current public transport infrastructure to cope with an increase in demand resulting from this proposed order.

Additionally it is believed that alternatives methods of transport do not have the capacity at this time to cope with current demand. The Subway network currently is utilised by an average of 4,500 supporters per game and there is no provision within the proposal to ensure a large increase in capacity.

Further Supporters’ coaches take approx. 8,500 supporters per game."

I know they're notoriously bad at counting but seriously? 32,500 + 35,000 + 4,500 +8,500 = 80,500??? :ponder:
....by Private Motor Vehicle. :rubeyes: :lol: Capitalised too.

Good morrow street urchin, what say you to earning one of the Queen’s shillings for
protecting my Private Motor Vehicle while I join with my fellows in spectating at a game of association football ? :ffs:
:i_say2:
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18 May 2018, 08:39 PM
Don't go to bed too early...

Rangers SLO has tweeted that "there's a bit of a long statement coming but important that supporters read it"

As you werem hit the hay, it's about parking regulations.

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Private Motor Vehicle. :i_say:
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18 May 2018, 11:55 PM
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18 May 2018, 11:26 PM
TheGloryYears
18 May 2018, 10:46 PM

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The mods will be keeping Tabs I'm sure.
Pretty sure they will patch it soon if the puns don't stop. :ph43r:
Doubt it.
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tele savalas
19 May 2018, 07:30 AM
Gothamcelt
18 May 2018, 08:39 PM
Don't go to bed too early...

Rangers SLO has tweeted that "there's a bit of a long statement coming but important that supporters read it"

As you werem hit the hay, it's about parking regulations.

Spoiler: click to toggle
Private Motor Vehicle. :i_say:
Obsessed with numbers, unless it’s on a bill or invoice
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