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The "Where should I put this?" Thread;; Strange stories from the crazy world of football.
Topic Started: 25 Sep 2012, 05:56 PM (237,946 Views)
Twisted Steel
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Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
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Gonga
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Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:30 PM
Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
It’s not that impressive.

The shuttlecocks slow down so much anyone can return them.

It’s widely known as the easiest sport to master.

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Gonga
20 Mar 2018, 08:38 PM
Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:30 PM
Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
It’s not that impressive.

The shuttlecocks slow down so much anyone can return them.

It’s widely known as the easiest sport to master.

:lol: so true

douse the shuttlecock in petrol and light it then cover the court in petrol too.

I'd watch that
Edited by ants67, 20 Mar 2018, 08:50 PM.
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Twisted Steel
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Gonga
20 Mar 2018, 08:38 PM
Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:30 PM
Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
It’s not that impressive.

The shuttlecocks slow down so much anyone can return them.

It’s widely known as the easiest sport to master.

You can belt it to eff and goes nowhere :lol: great reflexes though.
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Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:54 PM
Gonga
20 Mar 2018, 08:38 PM
Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:30 PM
Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
It’s not that impressive.

The shuttlecocks slow down so much anyone can return them.

It’s widely known as the easiest sport to master.

You can belt it to eff and goes nowhere :lol: great reflexes though.
https://youtu.be/cZDn0U0w78k

a wee rant on the difference between the equipment you buy in the shop and the equipment pros use.
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pieol
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Gonga
20 Mar 2018, 08:38 PM
Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:30 PM
Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
It’s not that impressive.

The shuttlecocks slow down so much anyone can return them.

It’s widely known as the easiest sport to master.

Maybe true but it's more like, easy to learn effing very difficult to master. I thought I could play it until I played a decent club player who absolutely annihilated me. eff you need lightening reflexes.
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18 Mar 2018, 02:04 PM
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18 Mar 2018, 11:21 AM
tonyjaa-csc
17 Mar 2018, 07:38 PM
do people normally get jailed for their second drunk driving offence?
If you are convicted twice within ten years of offences, you are likely to be jailed. However, some aren’t.
No, second offence in ten years is a three year ban. Jail is not really considered unless the reading is exceptionally high, or there are other offences involved.

EDIT or if there are other aggravating circumstances, such as the offences being close together in time etc
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pieol
20 Mar 2018, 11:25 PM
Gonga
20 Mar 2018, 08:38 PM
Twisted Steel
20 Mar 2018, 08:30 PM
Brilliant, was not bad back in the day :davieweir:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/badminton/43452355
It’s not that impressive.

The shuttlecocks slow down so much anyone can return them.

It’s widely known as the easiest sport to master.

Maybe true but it's more like, easy to learn effing very difficult to master. I thought I could play it until I played a decent club player who absolutely annihilated me. eff you need lightening reflexes.
I was only joking about it being easy to master, although they do slow down a fair bit.
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Nakasleftfoot
18 Mar 2018, 02:48 PM
Watching one of they SPL greatest games on sky and it’s the salt and sauce Derby from New Years 98

Sounds like Billy McNeill cocommentating with Martin Tyler, would that be accurate?
He used to do a bit of that in the mid 90s so could be.
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Dempele
21 Mar 2018, 12:18 AM
Nakasleftfoot
18 Mar 2018, 02:48 PM
Watching one of they SPL greatest games on sky and it’s the salt and sauce Derby from New Years 98

Sounds like Billy McNeill cocommentating with Martin Tyler, would that be accurate?
He used to do a bit of that in the mid 90s so could be.
Been annoying me since Sunday so I’m going to settle and say it was him
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AC Milan's owners have been declared bankrupt in China, in heavy debts to a vulture fund that might have to take over the club.
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21 Mar 2018, 04:47 PM
AC Milan's owners have been declared bankrupt in China, in heavy debts to a vulture fund that might have to take over the club.
Belter :lol:

And Milan fans thought they were back :doh: :lol:
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"Vulture fund" is right; they've loaned Meelan money at interest rates that are not far off what the Glazers were ripping out of Man Utd.
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Manchester United are considering handing out song sheets to fans after Jose Mourinho complained several times this season about the lack of atmosphere at Old Trafford.
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33-rpm
21 Mar 2018, 07:27 PM
Manchester United are considering handing out song sheets to fans after Jose Mourinho complained several times this season about the lack of atmosphere at Old Trafford.
:lol: Red neck to go with the Red shirts. Maybe Leicester will put them on to their atmosphere guy and Utd can invest in plastic clapper things. Not as if their faces can get any Redder anyway.
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21 Mar 2018, 05:17 PM
Jimmy_Quinn's_Hattrick
21 Mar 2018, 04:47 PM
AC Milan's owners have been declared bankrupt in China, in heavy debts to a vulture fund that might have to take over the club.
Belter :lol:

And Milan fans thought they were back :doh: :lol:
theres a lot of it about
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21 Mar 2018, 07:27 PM
Manchester United are considering handing out song sheets to fans after Jose Mourinho complained several times this season about the lack of atmosphere at Old Trafford.
Better be careful, or the fans will start singing, "Jose Out!"

He's got cheek anyways, plays shampooty dour punt and rush football and expects fans to get excited. Gimme a break.
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Watching some show about Salford Fc and Ryan Giggs just said he used to be so poor that

"he used to have hotdogs with no bread because he couldnt afford bread"

Surely thats having a suasage .
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21 Mar 2018, 07:27 PM
Manchester United are considering handing out song sheets to fans after Jose Mourinho complained several times this season about the lack of atmosphere at Old Trafford.
The hallmark of every top football club....
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21 Mar 2018, 07:27 PM
Manchester United are considering handing out song sheets to fans after Jose Mourinho complained several times this season about the lack of atmosphere at Old Trafford.
Didnt the old huns do this to try and stop their sectarian shampooe? I remember there being songs that even huns hadnt heard of.
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