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The "Where should I put this?" Thread;; Strange stories from the crazy world of football.
Topic Started: 25 Sep 2012, 05:56 PM (238,027 Views)
celt_till_a_die
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macfleeto
18 Aug 2017, 01:00 AM
Nakasleftfoot
18 Aug 2017, 12:47 AM
Can't bring myself to watch those ferry interviews. His patter on twitter is quite good but they interviews are awful. Nearly broke my toes cringing at the mcgeady one
Really? I thought they were brilliant. As far as player interviews go, Ferry's are the best I've seen.
I agree, they seem to open up more and as a pro himself he knows the questions fans want asked, I've loved them so far. Saying that Boyd seems almost nervous in his but he actually comes across as not a bad guy. His comments about the comparison with him and henke were spot on.
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Sheep fined £9,100 for the trouble in Limassol .
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China is restricting investment in foreign football clubs. This seems like extremely bad news for Milan, who need Chinese money to keep flowing to cover their massive expenditure.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-18/for-european-soccer-teams-flood-of-chinese-money-seen-drying-up
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Everton charged by UEFA for Hajduk fans, and it was just Hajduk fans, misbehaviour at Goodison last night. Another bizarre ruling from that shambles.
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Patrick_Bateman
18 Aug 2017, 05:49 PM
Everton charged by UEFA for Hajduk fans, and it was just Hajduk fans, misbehaviour at Goodison last night. Another bizarre ruling from that shambles.
everton fans did throw stuff at them. fined for that
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Not sure if this has been posted elsewhere, but enjoyed it :lol:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey <a href="https://twitter.com/chris_sutton73">@chris_sutton73</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/btsportfootball">@btsportfootball</a> Have you seen this? Hilarious! <a href="https://t.co/ZQZDg7fLgQ">pic.twitter.com/ZQZDg7fLgQ</a></p>— bm (@2barrymc) <a href="https://twitter.com/2barrymc/status/899001028468776960">August 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Alex Salmonds guest for his fringe show today was Neil Lennon :) :thumbsup:
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trevg
20 Aug 2017, 03:40 PM
Alex Salmonds guest for his fringe show today was Neil Lennon :) :thumbsup:
Ans Salmond said he would love him to be Hertz next boss
Edited by littlegmbhoy, 20 Aug 2017, 04:42 PM.
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http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/concerning-packing/

I've talked a lot about "packing" in the articles this season. Here is the piece to explain what it is all about. HH
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That Chris Sutton song :lol:
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Arsenal fan owned on Twitter..

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/policingstoke">@policingstoke</a> would like to report a robbery :(</p>— Jordan🥋 (@TheIwobiEffect) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheIwobiEffect/status/898969009063899136">August 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">apologies for the delay in replying. We've been busy looking for a missing person, surname Ozil. Have you seen him? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Banter?src=hash">#Banter</a></p>— Stoke Police (@policingstoke) <a href="https://twitter.com/policingstoke/status/899145408785600512">August 20, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Just not on. Grimsby fans incredibly badly at their visit to Stevenage.

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Grimsby Town fans 'had to show bras' to Stevenage security
2 hours ago

Grimsby Town supporters claimed the searches were "a gross invasion of privacy"
Female football fans were made to show their bras to stewards during security searches, a supporters' group has said.
Grimsby Town fan group the Mariners Trust made the allegation in a letter to Stevenage FC after the two sides met on Saturday.

It said some fans wearing underwired bras were also asked by stewards at the Lamex Stadium if they could feel them.
Stevenage FC said it was "investigating the matter" before making any further comment.

The club would not comment when asked by the BBC whether the searches were standard procedure or due to an increased security risk for that match.

'Worst treatment'
The checks, carried out by female stewards, but which the supporters' trust said were "in full view of male stewards, fans and police", have been described as "a gross invasion of privacy".
The letter from the supporters' group alleges stewards asked some female fans "if they could feel their bras" if they told them their bras were underwired.

The group also says children as young as five were subjected to full body searches and supporters had items that were not listed as being banned confiscated, such as "contact lens solution, cough sweets and medication".
The letter also said a female steward was posted inside a male toilet, adding: "The steward was asked to leave by Grimsby Town supporters, but she refused despite the fact several male stewards and police officers were stood outside."

The Mariners Trust described the treatment of supporters as "amongst the worst our fans have experienced in decades of travelling across the world to watch football."
The letter concludes by calling on Stevenage FC to address the "serious failings" as a "matter of urgency... to ensure no other visiting team's supporters are treated as animals in the way your club did on Saturday".
Hertfordshire Police has also been contacted for a response.


Edit, add link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-40992174
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http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15485845.Rangers_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_says_he_touched_Les_Ferdinand___s_penis_before_matches____to_bring_him_luck/

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne says he touched Les Ferdinand’s penis before matches… to bring him luck.

The Gers hero made the startling claim at a charity event saying he was so impressed by his England teammate's manhood he wanted 'to hold the thing'.

He said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off he made mine look small.

"I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f****** hold of that thing’.

"So he let me have a hold of it.

"And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f****** brilliant’.

"So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

"And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

However, a lauging Les told the The Sun: "That’s absolute nonsense.

"That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation

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littlegmbhoy
21 Aug 2017, 01:50 PM
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15485845.Rangers_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_says_he_touched_Les_Ferdinand___s_penis_before_matches____to_bring_him_luck/

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne says he touched Les Ferdinand’s penis before matches… to bring him luck.

The Gers hero made the startling claim at a charity event saying he was so impressed by his England teammate's manhood he wanted 'to hold the thing'.

He said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off he made mine look small.

"I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f****** hold of that thing’.

"So he let me have a hold of it.

"And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f****** brilliant’.

"So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

"And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

However, a lauging Les told the The Sun: "That’s absolute nonsense.

"That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation

Bollocks
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21 Aug 2017, 05:10 PM
littlegmbhoy
21 Aug 2017, 01:50 PM
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15485845.Rangers_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_says_he_touched_Les_Ferdinand___s_penis_before_matches____to_bring_him_luck/

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne says he touched Les Ferdinand’s penis before matches… to bring him luck.

The Gers hero made the startling claim at a charity event saying he was so impressed by his England teammate's manhood he wanted 'to hold the thing'.

He said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off he made mine look small.

"I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f****** hold of that thing’.

"So he let me have a hold of it.

"And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f****** brilliant’.

"So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

"And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

However, a lauging Les told the The Sun: "That’s absolute nonsense.

"That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation

Bollocks
No, think it was just the shaft.
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BardseyCelt
21 Aug 2017, 05:14 PM
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21 Aug 2017, 05:10 PM
littlegmbhoy
21 Aug 2017, 01:50 PM
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15485845.Rangers_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_says_he_touched_Les_Ferdinand___s_penis_before_matches____to_bring_him_luck/

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne says he touched Les Ferdinand’s penis before matches… to bring him luck.

The Gers hero made the startling claim at a charity event saying he was so impressed by his England teammate's manhood he wanted 'to hold the thing'.

He said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off he made mine look small.

"I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f****** hold of that thing’.

"So he let me have a hold of it.

"And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f****** brilliant’.

"So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

"And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

However, a lauging Les told the The Sun: "That’s absolute nonsense.

"That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation

Bollocks
No, think it was just the shaft.
:lmao:
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BardseyCelt
21 Aug 2017, 05:14 PM
Arsene Parcelie
21 Aug 2017, 05:10 PM
littlegmbhoy
21 Aug 2017, 01:50 PM
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15485845.Rangers_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_says_he_touched_Les_Ferdinand___s_penis_before_matches____to_bring_him_luck/

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne says he touched Les Ferdinand’s penis before matches… to bring him luck.

The Gers hero made the startling claim at a charity event saying he was so impressed by his England teammate's manhood he wanted 'to hold the thing'.

He said: "In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off he made mine look small.

"I went ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one f****** hold of that thing’.

"So he let me have a hold of it.

"And I went out played a blinder and scored, right. I thought ‘f****** brilliant’.

"So the next game at Wembley, ‘Les get it out’.

"And every time we played for England Les went ‘hurry up and get it over with Gazza'."

However, a lauging Les told the The Sun: "That’s absolute nonsense.

"That never happened - I think he’s away with the fairies on that one."

Gascoigne was speaking at event to raise money for the Jay Lennon Foundation

Bollocks
No, think it was just the shaft.
good set up though Arsene

:lol:
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bubba
21 Aug 2017, 05:30 PM
BardseyCelt
21 Aug 2017, 05:14 PM
Arsene Parcelie
21 Aug 2017, 05:10 PM
No, think it was just the shaft.
good set up though Arsene

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Aye, but the correct answer I was looking for was "them anaw".
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KevinC_93
17 Aug 2017, 10:30 PM
Part 2 of the Kris Boyd interview with Simon Ferry is up. I actually think the big doofus comes across quite well. He talks about his SPL goal record, but how he knows he was nowhere near the level of Larsson.
Anyone have a link/know where i can find these?
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22 Aug 2017, 02:18 PM
KevinC_93
17 Aug 2017, 10:30 PM
Part 2 of the Kris Boyd interview with Simon Ferry is up. I actually think the big doofus comes across quite well. He talks about his SPL goal record, but how he knows he was nowhere near the level of Larsson.
Anyone have a link/know where i can find these?
Search on Youtube :thumbsup:
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