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The "Where should I put this?" Thread;; Strange stories from the crazy world of football.
Topic Started: 25 Sep 2012, 05:56 PM (238,059 Views)
ssmith81
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Mo..Mo..Super Mo....Super Mo Camara!
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Breaking news; Man City fined 300k and banned from signing youth players.

I give it a month before it's been appealed and thrown out.
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Sohndesbischofs
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Getting on a bit
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Freiburg coach Christian Streich would love to play against Celtic if he can choose an euoropean opposition

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="de"><p lang="de" dir="ltr">Zeitig gegen Celtic! <a href="https://t.co/LMEBYRQuQV">pic.twitter.com/LMEBYRQuQV</a></p>— SWR Sport (@SWRsport) <a href="https://twitter.com/SWRsport/status/860500489619877888">5. Mai 2017</a></blockquote>
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KrnyBhoy
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Retired and now a BT Sports pundit
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anyone got a rough translationf of that. I'm assuming its too experience the fans.
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Sohndesbischofs
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KrnyBhoy
5 May 2017, 05:50 PM
anyone got a rough translationf of that. I'm assuming its too experience the fans.
Yep, it's about fans and stadium. Although he thinks it wouldn't be too full as no one knows them in Glasgow (that part was tongue-in-cheek)
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Left back in the dressing room.
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Sohndesbischofs
5 May 2017, 05:47 PM
Freiburg coach Christian Streich would love to play against Celtic if he can choose an euoropean opposition

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="de"><p lang="de" dir="ltr">Zeitig gegen Celtic! <a href="https://t.co/LMEBYRQuQV">pic.twitter.com/LMEBYRQuQV</a></p>— SWR Sport (@SWRsport) <a href="https://twitter.com/SWRsport/status/860500489619877888">5. Mai 2017</a></blockquote>
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Lynyrd Skynyrd's favourite German team. :rocker:
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Mack
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Getting noticed in the reserves
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Tony Watts movie review

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6RmP-SjiE&ebc=ANyPxKpVkfWHDpDIIRFqhP5gl5Y9LzP7qBq9yZkqWux3Vv35t7rLg4N9-HvCsF_Hwer8VTQ1xA10
Edited by Mack, 5 May 2017, 08:29 PM.
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Novelty_Bauble
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Watt the eff?
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4 May 2017, 08:54 PM
KrnyBhoy
4 May 2017, 07:36 PM
Big Drew
4 May 2017, 07:31 PM

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surely all the innocent people they scan will be saved on a database regardless.
Your phone doesn't have every finger print scanned on a database, yet it reads ones that aren't yours
Your phone's fingerprint reader recognises a pattern as a fingerprint. It compares that pattern to its stored copy of your fingerprint. If it finds a sufficient number of matching features then it declares that the finger it just scanned is your finger and access is granted. If it doesn't find sufficient matching features then the test fails and access is denied.
No failed attempts are stored. Unless you are clever enough to write a wee app yourself to do just that. But why would you?

Similarly in Brazil, they will be looking for matches against a reasonably small number (in computing terms) of known previous offenders. I'm prepared to bet they will be using boxes with far greater computing power than in your phone so even if they are matching against say 10,000 "bad" prints then it should be checkable in a very few seconds. They probably speed it up by holding a copy of the bad guys prints locally so there would be minimal network lag. It would be trivial to update that local copy of the database before every game. They could also simplify it by restricting the test to a single nominated finger.
Its very doable technology....
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Haitch
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Tony Watt, having a midlife crisis at 23. He'll be a cabbie in a couple of years.
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Jackie was my hero
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Rory Donnelly lol

Suspended by Gillingham, I won't post the details :lol:
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james95
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Jackie was my hero
5 May 2017, 10:39 PM
Rory Donnelly lol

Suspended by Gillingham, I won't post the details :lol:
Surely you can't suspend the guy for that??
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Jackie was my hero
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james95
5 May 2017, 10:59 PM
Jackie was my hero
5 May 2017, 10:39 PM
Rory Donnelly lol

Suspended by Gillingham, I won't post the details :lol:
Surely you can't suspend the guy for that??
Can if the audio file I heard is true.
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donkeyradish
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Mack
5 May 2017, 08:28 PM
Tony Watt is the next Barry Norman!!

And why not?







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Rhodaus
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David Moyes has said that he will be at Sunderkand next season

Good for him and I hope he has a great season and wins promotion for the Mackem. He seems a very decent man who has had a few tough albeut lucrative seasons. Time for his pendulum to swing the other way
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Poor Tony Watt.

At least most players have the foresight to wait to the end of their careers to go off their nut.
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Milton
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james95
5 May 2017, 10:59 PM
Jackie was my hero
5 May 2017, 10:39 PM
Rory Donnelly lol

Suspended by Gillingham, I won't post the details :lol:
Surely you can't suspend the guy for that??
I lived in the same fecking building as him as well. :ffs: :lol:
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Rhodaus
5 May 2017, 11:13 PM
David Moyes has said that he will be at Sunderkand next season

Good for him and I hope he has a great season and wins promotion for the Mackem. He seems a very decent man who has had a few tough albeut lucrative seasons. Time for his pendulum to swing the other way
Hope he re-signs Naisy to crush zombie dreams
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fatboab
4 May 2017, 09:44 AM
jim62
3 May 2017, 11:53 PM
Sergeant Pluck
3 May 2017, 06:50 PM
UEFA considering changes to the penalty shootout format;

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39798344
Think that's a very interesting proposal

Although the team going second will still be taking the last one

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looks good, the winner takes it all. :thumbsup:
No one else :nono:

I do, I do, I do, I do
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Mack
5 May 2017, 08:28 PM
Looked like he was about to break down in tears throughout that.
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nearlyneillennon
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New Stand at Tyncastle

I've been following this thread on Jambos kickback for a while now, interesting how they're putting the new stand up while keeping the old one in place. Last game in front of their old stand tomorrow.

Funny to see that one of the vertical beams has had CELTIC scraped on it, good work that man!

Wish the internet and digital photography had been in full flow during the construction of the new Celtic Park stands, the thread on here would have been massive!
Edited by nearlyneillennon, 6 May 2017, 09:06 AM.
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