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The "Where should I put this?" Thread;; Strange stories from the crazy world of football.
Topic Started: 25 Sep 2012, 05:56 PM (238,115 Views)
dtic
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2 Oct 2016, 12:07 PM
Save(s) of the year, lower French football

:lol: :worthy:
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I wonder what Peter Heatherston makes of this story :

LINKS IN TAGS FFS
Edited by Tim Waits, 5 Oct 2016, 05:22 PM.
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Barcabhoy – ‏@Barcabhoy1

Looks like SD took the opportunity to issue new shares during their period of control when the loan was in place.
Rangers Retail are now legally controlled with over 75% of the issued shares owned by Sports Direct, even after £5M loan repaid


:lol: Mike must have laughed heartily when King announced it only took him an hour to raise those funds.
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Finn Harps' record goalscorer Kevin McHugh chased a ball over a fence during a kids coaching session. His wedding ring caught in the fence and tore off most more than half his finger. :o He somehow had the presence of mind to tweet this before driving to the hospital (graphic image):
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/783709147552448512

Sadly he's lost the finger. Fairly stoic about it though:
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/784138395115220992
Edited by Poor Student, 6 Oct 2016, 10:21 PM.
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Poor Student
6 Oct 2016, 10:19 PM
Finn Harps' record goalscorer Kevin McHugh chased a ball over a fence during a kids coaching session. His wedding ring caught in the fence and tore off most more than half his finger. :o He somehow had the presence of mind to tweet this before driving to the hospital (graphic image):
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/783709147552448512

Sadly he's lost the finger. Fairly stoic about it though:
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/784138395115220992
On his phone while driving :nono:
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Poor Student
6 Oct 2016, 10:19 PM
Finn Harps' record goalscorer Kevin McHugh chased a ball over a fence during a kids coaching session. His wedding ring caught in the fence and tore off most more than half his finger. :o He somehow had the presence of mind to tweet this before driving to the hospital (graphic image):
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/783709147552448512

Sadly he's lost the finger. Fairly stoic about it though:
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/784138395115220992
The very reason ive never worn my wedding ring.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enner Valencia faked an injury in World Cup qualifying and escaped in an ambulance to avoid arrest. <a href="https://t.co/e1kisTiI6B">pic.twitter.com/e1kisTiI6B</a></p>— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/784234175188434944">October 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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7 Oct 2016, 08:36 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enner Valencia faked an injury in World Cup qualifying and escaped in an ambulance to avoid arrest. <a href="https://t.co/e1kisTiI6B">pic.twitter.com/e1kisTiI6B</a></p>— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/784234175188434944">October 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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That's crazy
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Busa Bhoy
6 Oct 2016, 11:28 PM
Poor Student
6 Oct 2016, 10:19 PM
Finn Harps' record goalscorer Kevin McHugh chased a ball over a fence during a kids coaching session. His wedding ring caught in the fence and tore off most more than half his finger. :o He somehow had the presence of mind to tweet this before driving to the hospital (graphic image):
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/783709147552448512

Sadly he's lost the finger. Fairly stoic about it though:
https://twitter.com/KevinMcHugh10/status/784138395115220992
The very reason ive never worn my wedding ring.
Yep. Mate of mine was putting up the nets at training, jumped up and caught his wedding ring
on the net hook. His weight coming back down pulled his finger clean off :twitch:
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Dont know if this has been posted else where - but ofcom have ranked lists of what words are offensive... and HUN is of 'little concern'

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14781619.Use_of_word__hun__and__Jock__of_limited_concern_but__fenian__and__prod__is_unacceptable__says_broadcast_regulator/?ref=twtrec

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Fun quiz for a Friday with nothing else really going on.


http://www.yardbarker.com/soccer/articles/quiz_name_every_country_to_make_the_final_four_of_the_world_cup/s1__20464030


I got 80/80
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Siv
7 Oct 2016, 08:56 AM
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7 Oct 2016, 08:36 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enner Valencia faked an injury in World Cup qualifying and escaped in an ambulance to avoid arrest. <a href="https://t.co/e1kisTiI6B">pic.twitter.com/e1kisTiI6B</a></p>— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/784234175188434944">October 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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That's crazy
Just saw it on the news. Apparently it was over non payment for his kids. Police failed to get him before the game. After Ecuador went 3-0 up he just lay down on the pitch. No incident at all. Stretchered to ambulance with oxygen mask on and whisked away. Clearly planned.
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7 Oct 2016, 05:24 PM
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7 Oct 2016, 08:56 AM
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7 Oct 2016, 08:36 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enner Valencia faked an injury in World Cup qualifying and escaped in an ambulance to avoid arrest. <a href="https://t.co/e1kisTiI6B">pic.twitter.com/e1kisTiI6B</a></p>— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/784234175188434944">October 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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That's crazy
Just saw it on the news. Apparently it was over non payment for his kids. Police failed to get him before the game. After Ecuador went 3-0 up he just lay down on the pitch. No incident at all. Stretchered to ambulance with oxygen mask on and whisked away. Clearly planned.
I heard he owed €18k. For an EPL, that's ridiculous.
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https://www.balls.ie/football/seamus-coleman-interview/348377
Great quotes
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Who said what?

Quiz: Who said it – Sam Allardyce or Mike Bassett?

September 27th 2016 Sam Allardyce has only been in charge of the England team for one game, but his position is already under scrutiny due to his potential involvement in a corruption sting. According to the Telegraph investigation, ‘Big Sam’ is reported to have negotiated a deal with businessmen purporting to represent a Far East firm that was hoping to profit from the English Premier League’s multi-billion pound transfer market.

Allardyce took no prisoners when conversing with the faux-businessmen, swiping out at predecessor Roy Hodgson, as well as the FA, for their decision to regenerate Wembley.

The scandal has provided news outlets with soundbites galore, which got us thinking – how does Sam Allardyce compare to Ricky Tomlinson’s no-nonsense, loud mouthed character Mike Bassett (of Mike Bassett: England Manager fame)? We’ve compiled a list of quotes from the pair of them. See if you can guess who said what.

Read more at: https://inews.co.uk/distractions/humour/quiz-said-sam-allardyce-mike-bassett/
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Fulton Mackay. Tim, hun or other?
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9 Oct 2016, 05:09 PM
Fulton Mackay. Tim, hun or other?
The screw in Porridge ?
i'm pretty sure he was a Tim
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DR 'We pick the biggest name summer signings at each of the 12 clubs and, going by their individual ratings in league matches by our panel of sports writers, we work out who has been the best value'.
Which means James Maddison, who has played four games, scores higher than Scott Sinclair and Moussa Demebele.

Best Scottish Premiership summer signing? We rate new boys to find out who has been the top addition

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Edited by Gothamcelt, 9 Oct 2016, 07:44 PM.
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9 Oct 2016, 05:09 PM
Fulton Mackay. Tim, hun or other?
In an interview once, he was asked about what things inspired him or suchlike and he cited Celtic winning The Big Cup in 67 as an example. :rocker:
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9 Oct 2016, 07:43 PM
DR 'We pick the biggest name summer signings at each of the 12 clubs and, going by their individual ratings in league matches by our panel of sports writers, we work out who has been the best value'.
Which means James Maddison, who has played four games, scores higher than Scott Sinclair and Moussa Demebele.

Best Scottish Premiership summer signing? We rate new boys to find out who has been the top addition

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Joe Garner and Niko Krancjar for the huns :cuckoo:

It should have said

Rangers: In truth none of Rangers summers signings have been anything other than a disaster

Joe Garner in particular has proved TEGs assertion that he was one of the most hated figures in lower league English football in spades. Some of his behaviour is hilariously embarrassing, see him throwing himself to deck after backing into Lustig and his laughable attemps to get Erik sent off by reacting as though he had been stamped on, absolute scumbag born to play at Ibrox
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