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The "Where should I put this?" Thread;; Strange stories from the crazy world of football.
Topic Started: 25 Sep 2012, 05:56 PM (238,235 Views)
Gothamcelt
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I was watching Frank Skinner on Friday night (Man in a suit) and he starts his show with the start of Steeleye Spans Gaudette (English pronunciation: /ˈɡaʊdeɪteɪ )

He walks on stages and as the applause calms down he looks into the crowd and 'sings';

Gaudete, gaudete! Christus est natus
Ex Maria virgine, gaudete!


He then points the mike at the audience and gets no response.
He walks away and says 'Too many Protestants'.

Cue audience laughter.

I have not seen him in Glasgow but I would imagine that if he were to do this here there might be a few heckles, or a few 'outraged from Glasgow' rantings in the papers.
Or would the Scottish Office come down on him like a ton of bricks and do him under the Offensive Singing Order?
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Dapper Dan
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Worn down the knuckle too far
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Blackpool fans in another pitch invasion, this time in a friendly:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33493919
Edited by Dapper Dan, 11 Jul 2015, 08:42 PM.
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Gothamcelt
11 Jul 2015, 08:02 PM
I was watching Frank Skinner on Friday night (Man in a suit) and he starts his show with the start of Steeleye Spans Gaudette (English pronunciation: /ˈɡaʊdeɪteɪ )

He walks on stages and as the applause calms down he looks into the crowd and 'sings';

Gaudete, gaudete! Christus est natus
Ex Maria virgine, gaudete!


He then points the mike at the audience and gets no response.
He walks away and says 'Too many Protestants'.

Cue audience laughter.

I have not seen him in Glasgow but I would imagine that if he were to do this here there might be a few heckles, or a few 'outraged from Glasgow' rantings in the papers.
Or would the Scottish Office come down on him like a ton of bricks and do him under the Offensive Singing Order?
No probably no one would bother that much. Maybe a few playful cheers/boos and that would be it.
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Beats headphones have made a commercial about Schweinsteiger packing his things and moving to Man Utd. Cringey as eff. :ffs:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/MarioMelchiot/status/621231846341390336

Fair play
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Zurawski 7
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The game is over, the rebels have won.
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Zurawski 7
15 Jul 2015, 01:53 PM
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That Trialist sounds good.
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Greenock_Celt
15 Jul 2015, 02:56 PM
Zurawski 7
15 Jul 2015, 01:53 PM
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That Trialist sounds good.
Not for me.... Sounds like his performance is all over the place...

:getmecoat:
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https://vine.co/v/evLJeAPlt6P

The goal of the season has been scored already
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KrnyBhoy
16 Jul 2015, 05:32 PM
https://vine.co/v/evLJeAPlt6P

The goal of the season has been scored already
Cracker :clap:
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Gerrard still rocking the L'pool shin pads. :lol: :wub:
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forster could miss the full season :(

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/592053/Southampton-England-news-Fraser-Forster-knee-injury-summer-return
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pauldg1
15 Jul 2015, 01:48 AM
Beats headphones have made a commercial about Schweinsteiger packing his things and moving to Man Utd. Cringey as eff. :ffs:

Beats should now do one with Vidal moving in to Schwensteigers gaff and ripping it apart.
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Brother at UFC tonight and text me to say some mad Irish fighter
has just rocked out to the ring to the Wolfe Tones
Celtic Symphony.

:boxer: :ph43r: :boxer:
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Naka with a 94th minute equaliser for Yokohama in Osaka

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ex Celtic star Shunsuke Nakamura incredible 94th minute free kick golazo equaliser in Japan <a href="http://t.co/kZMYujpYzG">http://t.co/kZMYujpYzG</a> <a href="https://t.co/oUsr8BQuis">https://t.co/oUsr8BQuis</a></p>— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) <a href="https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/622742334979993600">July 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
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God like free kick. :worthy:
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Naka. :wub:
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Can't take a corner kick to save his life....
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Jordan Larsson's 2 goals today.

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